Thursday, December 06, 2007

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Don't forget about the GIVEAWAY that is going on until Saturday, December 8th.  You can read about it here.

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I had a great little laugh over these.  Maybe you will too...


Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

  1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
  2. Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas
  3. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  4. Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets andStores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Treesand Fire Hydrants and...........
  5. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  6. Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us
  7. Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll Not Tell You Why
  8. Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
  9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
  10. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
  11. Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from MyHouse in My Slippers and Robe
  12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus SoI Burned Down the House
  13. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
  14. Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

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