The other night as I was falling into bed, half dead to the world, Mr. Right said out of the blue, "I think we should switch up our marriage."
Screech!!! Suddenly sleep didn't seem so close to coming as I swiveled my head and emoted a Tim Allen "Huuunh?" In a matter of nanoseconds, these questions entered my mind.
What on earth does this man mean? Switch up our marriage? That's as confusing as the Presidential Primaries...
Switch what? Aren't we just fine and dandy in our marriage? I don't know what he means, but I'm not going through that whole "find someone who will love me despite my many faults" process. That's just pain waiting to happen.
As I was trying to get my brain to wrap around what he had just said, Mr. Right clarified, "Shalee, would you switch sides of the bed with me? I can't play with your hair as you fall asleep while I'm on the laptop if you're on the right. If you're on the left, then my hand is free to touch you while I work."
Sigh. That man is too good to me. And I really have to stop jumping to conclusions before that man finishes his half of the conversation. Let me say for the record that the left is my new favorite side of the bed. I did fall asleep to my man brushing his fingers through my hair.
Now, if only someone could clarify the Presidential hopefuls words as easily...