The Meme of Three (Mostly)

I've promised Susanne two weeks ago that I would get on this tag, and so I don't make myself out to a complete liar, I hearby bestow to you THE MEME OF THREE. (Meme of Three... Meme of Three... Meme of three) . In case you haven't deduced it yet, the answers are provided in threes. (I see the "three" as more of a guideline...)

1. Things that scare you:

~being alone, even though I am surrounded by people
~rejection
~losing my family in one fell swoop


2. People that make me laugh:

~Mr. Right
~Jeana
~Tina
~myself... all the time


3. Things I hate the most:

~the (incorrect) idea that being selfish/greedy is the only way to live
~the way I stray from God time and time again
~a big, fat, uncoverable pimple on the end of my nose


4. Things I don't understand:

~God's mercy
~why I keep straying from God
~Physics
~why I'm not in the top 50 for blogtopsites (really, I should be like 48 or something near there)


5. Things I'm doing right now:

~"working"
~revamping an org chart
~trying not to overhear a conference call in another room
~this meme


1. Things I want to do before I die:

~see my children put on the robe of Christ
~travel/stay in Italy or Ireland and eat some exquisite food
~celebrate my 50th anniversary with Mr. Right


1. Things I can do:

~cook some delicious foods
~make others laugh
~tie a cherry stem with my tongue


2. Ways to describe my personality:

~zany
~honest/real
~confusing (heck... I confuse myself so I have to be confusing to you.)


3. Things I cannot do:

~sew
~keep a house that would make it in the pages of Southern Living
~play the Gameboy


4. Things I think you should listen to:

~the Voice of Truth
~constructive criticism (given in love)
~me


5. Things you should not listen to:

~lies that the world tells, i.e. you're not good enough, you're not pretty enough, you're worthless, you'll never measure up to anything, etc.
~Elton John (music or blatherings)
~me


6. Things I'd like to learn:

~how to sew
~how to make cool jewelry like GiBee makes
~how to remain faithful to God's instructions
~how to make a fabulous martini


7. Favorite foods:

~foods that are hot
~foods that are cold
~foods that are fattening
(does that cover it all?)
~anything except Brussel sprouts


8. Beverages I drink regularly:

~coffee
~wine (but not regularly enough!)
~water


9. Three persons to tag:
   ~Jeana
   ~Antique Mommy
   ~GiBee
   ~Beck
   ~f-stop steve (to make sure that he is, in fact, not dead)
   ~Willson (so steve won't be the only guy and feel all weird)