A Sure Spring

The weather is sunny. The flowers are in bloom. And the animals are feeling good.
Really good.
And happy with a satisfied smile on their face.
Some of them are smoking cigarettes after their good times.
I may never go on my back porch again after some of the real life porn show that was on display. Stupid squirrels.
I’m pretty sure I overheard one male squirrel use this pickup line: “Hey fur face. Nice tail. Why don’t you come on over here and let me show you my nut collection.” Dumb girl squirrel. She fell for it.
I am so happy that my six year old was really into his gameboy. That is one situation I don’t want to explain yet.
I don’t know how they make those cigarettes so small.
Update: f-stop steve seems to be noticing the same thing up where he is too. It must be a mass epidemic in the animal kingdom!
Shalee - check out our squirrels too. The little devils are doing the same thing up here. Disgusting little tramps.
Steve

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