A Sure Spring
It is really beginning to look like the first of spring.
The weather is sunny. The flowers are in bloom. And the animals are feeling good.
Really good.
And happy with a satisfied smile on their face.
Some of them are smoking cigarettes after their good times.
I may never go on my back porch again after some of the real life porn show that was on display. Stupid squirrels.
I’m pretty sure I overheard one male squirrel use this pickup line: “Hey fur face. Nice tail. Why don’t you come on over here and let me show you my nut collection.” Dumb girl squirrel. She fell for it.
I am so happy that my six year old was really into his gameboy. That is one situation I don’t want to explain yet.
I don’t know how they make those cigarettes so small.
Update: f-stop steve seems to be noticing the same thing up where he is too. It must be a mass epidemic in the animal kingdom!
Shalee - check out our squirrels too. The little devils are doing the same thing up here. Disgusting little tramps.
Steve
The weather is sunny. The flowers are in bloom. And the animals are feeling good.
Really good.
And happy with a satisfied smile on their face.
Some of them are smoking cigarettes after their good times.
I may never go on my back porch again after some of the real life porn show that was on display. Stupid squirrels.
I’m pretty sure I overheard one male squirrel use this pickup line: “Hey fur face. Nice tail. Why don’t you come on over here and let me show you my nut collection.” Dumb girl squirrel. She fell for it.
I am so happy that my six year old was really into his gameboy. That is one situation I don’t want to explain yet.
I don’t know how they make those cigarettes so small.
Update: f-stop steve seems to be noticing the same thing up where he is too. It must be a mass epidemic in the animal kingdom!
Shalee - check out our squirrels too. The little devils are doing the same thing up here. Disgusting little tramps.
Steve
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