Animal House
I’ve decided to host a party. You’re all invited.
It won’t matter what time it will be.
It doesn't matter what food I serve.
It doesn't even matter if the guests get along.
Because I have a secret weapon…
Drink cups.
Now I know your thinking, “Drink cups? What is she smoking? Drink cups won’t make or break a party!”
But you see, if I serve some good stuff in one of these, I don’t think there will be a complaining guest among the crowd. Everyone will leave happy.
If anyone can leave at all.
Hmmm… Perhaps I had better rethink this after all because I really don’t want to take that much care of you all…
It won’t matter what time it will be.
It doesn't matter what food I serve.
It doesn't even matter if the guests get along.
Because I have a secret weapon…
Drink cups.
Now I know your thinking, “Drink cups? What is she smoking? Drink cups won’t make or break a party!”
But you see, if I serve some good stuff in one of these, I don’t think there will be a complaining guest among the crowd. Everyone will leave happy.
If anyone can leave at all.
Hmmm… Perhaps I had better rethink this after all because I really don’t want to take that much care of you all…
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